Every man is a potential Mancathlete. Can you throw stuff? Can you run in a straight line? Can you drink a couple beers and trash-talk? Can you get up on a stage and belt out a soft rock classic? Sure, hey, we all can. But only a select few men have within them the potentiality to become something more than the average Mancathlete. Only a select few have that bright fire burning within their chest, that hunger for more, that drive and lust to be the greatest. And when a man claws his way to the top of the heap, against a field of worthy opponents and through a series of manful challenges that encompass speed, strength, wit and creativity then that man earns the right to call himself…The Big Chief.
The Mancathlon 2008
- Event 10: El Grand Finale
- Bonus Round: The Brew-Off
- Event 9: The Truck Pull
- Event 8: The Race
- “Half Time(ish)”
- Event 7: Bicycle Jousting
- Event 6: Creation of Fire
- “Aquila Non Capit Muscas”
- Event 5: Assault Course Redux
- Event 4: Masterbrain Phase II
- Event 3: Orientearassing
- “The Big Chief”
- Event 2: Shootin’
- Event 1: Ghetto Dice
- The A.G.M. & Opening Ceremony
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